“I need to drop off some cake,” my mom says over the phone. “We have so much cake and you forgot to take the cake.” “I want the cake, but I don’t want the cake,” I say. “I’m starting a new program on Monday.” It’s Sunday. I debate if there’s still time for her to [...]
There’s a shortage of dumbbells. Here’s a list of things I never thought I would care about: Dumbbells.A shortage of dumbbells.How to acquire dumbbells on the black market. I’m home, every day I’m home, and I’m fast approaching my one-year anniversary of spending every single day at home doing whatever one does while they’re at [...]
